The Only Exception Fail.

Hi (This is probably the first time ever to say "Hi" in the blog so mark that down)Okay so I had mentioned about my attempt to play the only exception. So, I just made a video of myself playing the song. Oh cut me some slack, I know I suck. I'm still a guitar noob. It sounded kinda off a bit cuz I'm using a classical guitar and I was supposed to use a capo but I don't have one plus I'm still having problem with strumming and fretting. I'm trying to figure out if there is any video hosting site that I can post videos to selected people and not public or w/e and no YouTube or Rapidshare. I hate those. Well, only Rapidshare but not YouTube. Maybe some other video hosting website. So the video's on the link below. Again, if you are going to see it, please forgive me for the noise.


p/s: I just play the intro cuz the rest I am too lazy to play the rest of the songs and it needs singing XD

HIMYM and Terrified

Seriously Ted, what's the deal. It's been 5 freaking seasons of How I Met Your Mother and Ted is yet, STILL telling his kids about how he met their mother and we still have no fucking clue who the mother is. For the love of god, just tell us and get this over with. Well, bugger off. I really want to know who the mother is. I thought it was Robyn.I've been hanging on to this show for the sake of my curiosity about the mother. David Henry already has his own show for crying out loud. Just spill it out.

Learned to play a new song tonight. Heard Kara Dioguardi's song whilst I was at the Saloon doing my hair. Funny story. We'll get back to that later for now, the song. So, I thought the song might be using simple chords and voila! took me5 minutes to learn that song. The strumming is my only problem. I have to figure out about the strumming. Still in process of learning The Only Exception. I got the strumming but problem with putting the chords all together to form one whole continual song. Haha. It actually sounded awful and funny if you hear 'em or better yet, see me play. Surprisingly not much issue on the strumming pattern tho.

So, saloon.Got my hair dyed and trimmed by someone that I am unsure of his/her sexual orientation. I mean I was sure that he/she was a guy the first time I saw her 3 years ago but as the time goes by and as my mind is being conditioned(I don't even know what the heck is wrong with me) but I'm beginning to think that he is actually a she. or I wasn't sure if he was actually a he meaning if she was actually a she from the day she was born. My brain hurt. But that's beside the point. So I told her how I'd like my hair to be and sher started to voice her opinion and made the decision for me. "Okay so, I'm gonna tone down your hair color cuz it looks better if it was brown instead of red and we're gonna cut off your bangs and no Hayley Williams's hair, those sharp, spikey hair is no good". What? Did I just hire myself a personally groomer or something? Since when did a hairstylist begin to change career into personal advisor. I mean, I know her opinions might be right but who the heck cares? I specifically asked for my hair to be dyed copper red and cut short. You know, this reminds me of Russel Peters's "Personal Financial Advisor" joke. If you watch Russel you'll get the joke. Meh. All these ranting hurt my brain.

Shaz Jazle and other random shits.

Or however its spelled.The guy I stumble upon in Tari Tirana. Congratulation to this dude over here, because of him,I'm back to watch Malay dramas again. He's probably second Malay actor to Nasha Aziz that I like. If I were to meet him personally, I think I'd act really cool that he won't notice how loser I was until I embarrass myself. That might happen. So anyways,why tv? I kept saying that I don't watch much tv..I don't watch tv...I don't watch shows..so why now? Cuz I got really bored with vlogs. I've literally watched all of KevJumba's,NigaHiga's, HappySlip,Natalie Tran's and maybe Russell Peters's too. And literally watched the same videos again and again and laughed at the same jokes over and over again. It's like the freaking deja vu but a humorous Deja Vu. Hmmm.

So, I turned my attention to the tv (which happen to air boring shows almost everyday) and voila! I stumble upon Shaz, me love. Okay not. I just happen to secretly like him. Hahaha. Bugger off. I know what you're thinking.I used to date Johnny Depp,Neil Patrick Harris, Brad Pitt, Orlando Bloom, Jessy McCartney and god forbid, that Twilight dude in my dreams. High expectation right there. This time, I lower my expectation and go for local guys. Haha. Just in case if he "secretly" browse through about himself on the internet and my blog magically came up in the search, there's only one thing that I want to tell Shahz ; "Dude, I am not creepy. K Bai". Who knows he might thought a chick writing a blog about him as something creepy but I doubt that since a lot of people been writing about him but i double doubt it since I am naturally creepy. Right.

And dude, seriously, no stalker threat here. Just a harmless crush. I just happen to like who you are IN those movies/dramas. and if you are reading this, I'd love to get a cup of coffee with you (a tumbler even better) and just talk, but seriously, I just don't know what to talk about unless you are Natalie Tran(you probably don't know who she is). She is just like my soul sister. Awesome. I'm just a random,boring 20 years old chick from KL who love rambling in this blog and is a real wuss in real life who can't talk like she did in the blog. If you read this blog, it would be freakin' aweshum. If you respond to this, it's a freakin' miracle.

Okay. Enough being creepy.

So, what's up. Umm, yeah,book fair. I hope I didn't scare those people at the book fest today cuz I went like a total maniac when I saw how cheap those book were. I was mentally deranged that I embarrassed my sister with the "OMG That's so cheap's!" and "I want this. I want that!". The end result, I got myself only 2 books; Jodi Picoult and How it Happened. How it Happened is basically world's most important dates/ series of events like the assassination of the Julius Caesar, crucification of Jesus,Columbus, Jamestown and bla bla bla. You'd find it boring. Well the freak right here find it interesting so be it! :P

Sighs

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I have to start looking for Uni's sooooon-ish. Now that the fun time's over, I'll have to go back to studying, earing good grades, obeying the folks, be a nerd. andddddddddddd back to Kickboxing(yay!). I really miss kick fit. Hah. Okay. This is getting boring. Lateh.

I was in la la land. Blame the book.

Look. Another thumb.

Peace.

Odd.

I am really amazed with people on Facebook and of what Facebook could do to people. Facebook became some sort of medium that channels human ignorance into something...literal. or verbal. but that's beside the point. Point is, Facebook sometimes make people do stupid things and it's like a platform to be stupid. Facebook also portrays how pussy people are. One can act really immature, really gangster, really....badass on Facebook, say mean things but when you are face to face, you become the biggest pussy by far. So much for badass-ness. Okay, no harm on being a badass but to say mean things about people? That's just..odd. Recently, I saw this group of really cool people, posted a picture of a girl and tagged her on the picture, along with a lot of nasty names on the same pictures. It's what they "call" her. Really? You are that cool huh?

So anyways, I became ridiculously amused when I saw people posting pictures of the bill from a "over priced" restaurant and sometimes, status updates about buying "over priced" Gucci handbags, super duper expensive underwear(nah..just messing) but really? You guys post that? I mean why? The world doesn't need or even want to know. In fact, people would probably think that you are dumb enough to post something like that instead of impressed. It's more or less like posting something like this :

People, if you want to show off, we get your msg. Instead of sending us a subliminal msgs, you can just spill the truth out of your chest : "PEOPLE, I BOUGHT SOMETHING REALLY EXPENSIVE WHICH I DON'T THINK YOU CAN AFFORD TO BUY. I'M JUST WAY COOLER THAN YOU. JUST SO YOU KNOW. K BAI."

But then again, it's your Facebook status msgs, it's your life. Do whatever you want. You know, whatever makes you happy, man. Just...when you do that, you look utterly and totally bimbo. Hey, just sayin'.

Have a good day.

Look what I have here ;]

Sup people! Look what I have here ;]

My life is complete. I finally get to see the red head rocking live before my eyes.

It's on the 19th of October live at the Merdeka Stadium, Bukit Jalil. The tickets are tad expensive compare to Singapore and Philiphines. Do they have something against us? o.O

But anyway, it's Paramore, the one thing that I have been anticipated my entire life. I'd do anything for it and voila! 2 tickets for me and one of my bitch.

There was 2 other chicks in the cd store when we were dealing about the ticket and those chicks looked so amazed when they heard the word "Paramore" comin out of my mouth(along with some cash comin out of my wallet). I felt like I was at the apex(sick of the word top) of everything;life,moment,whatsoever. I am so proud of myself. Haha. I know it sounded dumb but I bet everybody would feel the same too. I hope those chicks will have their chance with Paramore too.

Anyways, it's good to be "back". Missed a couple of classes but that's okay. I'll catch up. Really miss my uni mates. I'll be seeing them next week :D Really can't wait to go back to school!

Selamat Hari Raya : )

Reality show.

You know what I hate the most about reality shows? The sympathy.

For some reasons, it really ticks me off when someone started crying or pleading in reality show,nationwide, in front of the freaking camera. Like those in American Idol for instance, the contestant are being interviewed personally and tells about themselves. It's really cool to tell about themselves but it's just not cool anymore when they started to tell about their lost ones or the tragic story which so far has nothing to do with singing.

I'm 30 years old from town bla bla and I work at costco. 2 years ago, I had a tragic accident which almost caused my life

then there's the sound of the violin come in the background and you can guess how the rest of the story goes. I mean really, what does having a tragic accident has anything to do with singing? Well unless you were mute before then miraculously you get your voice back by choking on a churro then it's acceptable. If I get to be on reality shows, my story would go down like this -->

I'm 20 years old from town Loserville. I'm a part time student at LSU(Loserville State University) and a part time street performer. I used to live with my angry cat, Louie. She used to torture me, keep claw-ing me, and she wouldn't let me go out of the house. She would guard the door everytime and flash her shiny claws whenever I pisses her off. It's really a traumatizing experience..and..anddd...I'm sorryy I can't talk about it..too traumatizing..

No. I was only joking. My cat wouldn't do that.

Another thing that really pisses me off about reality show is when people can't handle rejection.

People, if you sucked, then you really sucked. Bugger off. Get movin'. But they won't, they'd still plead and worst of all, they can't handle it when the judges tell them that they suck and it always go down like this-->

You know what judges, fuck you! You can't even sing yourselves!

Yeahh...people, that's totally and utterly lame. And those family member and friends or anyone who told them that they're actually good in singing and urges them to try out for the audition. Then BAM! They get rejected plus some extra comments from the judges that contradicts to what the loved ones said about their singing. Yeahh..they might want to check it again if their loved ones actually love them or just trying to pull a prank on them. You know if the situation goes like this -->

You : So mom, how's my voice?

Your mom :*squeaks* Ummm...wow..you're dang good. You should try out for the audition son.

You : Really?! Awww.

My advice, check again.

Speaking of loveee, I was bombarded by this ad the other day while I was streaming a movie online.

Yeahhh...it was creepy. I thought it was really meant for me until I realized it was an ad. Cuz you know, it kinda look like msn. but anyways, my reply was gonna be " I've never had any lesbian experience, I could try some" and very honestly, I really go back and think if I dated any girls back in High school. I mean who knows right if I have some random creepy female stalker back but then dang it, she's too hot for me, way outta my league. There goes my lesbian experience :[

And oh, I've gotten my Student ID. I sort of mentioned about flashin my ID card on here but it really look like shit. The card was cool minus the picture. The picture was shit.

Well, until then, I hope you're all well and have a good weekend.

P/s : Lol, I wasn't referring to any specific individuals this is just my 2 cents. So really, bugger off. Leave me alone :P

Alpha

I came to realize that the word Alpha could mean more than just...Alpha. Thanks to a friend of mine, now I see the definition of alpha in a dubious way. Back then in college, I used to joined a dodgeball team for a charity event(If you read my earlier posts, one of my posts tells about the dodgeball experience) and majestically, our team manage to get through until the knockout stage where only 4 teams left and one of it was a pro dodgeball team. Our team had to go against the pro team by the name...Alpha Q. Well...it was a fine name. Lovely name.Before I was told what it meant. Then a really good friend of mine read the post and he was laughing his arse of because I couldn't spot the meaning of the word Alpha Q which happen to be "I'll fuck you" in other sense if you pronounce it real fast over and over again. Try it and it will make sense to you. Then I stumbled upon the same word again in one of KevJumba's video post. Alpha Kenny Body. Lol. The best part was, he told his dad to say it out loud in front of the freaking camera. His dad pwns.

Just watch the video


His dad pwns bigtime.

For all mulims, selamat berpuasa :]
Oh shit, I'm sorry. I mean for those who actually puasa, selamat berpuasa. I know yang makan senyap2. Not all puase. Hah