Karma's a bitch

We all know Karma's a bitch. What goes up ,must come down and bla bla bla. So, how can you stay above and not go down? Karma has its own way of doing stuff, we also have our own way. You see, 5 months ago, i left this dude who loved me all his life and i can't be with him for numbers of reasons, I'm hurt, he's hurt, i'm in love with someone else who love me back yadi yada. My first decision was to ignore the 3rd party, deny my feelings and stick with current bf but since he found out, i can't avoid anymore and come clean. So,i came to conclusion that i can't do it anymore so i just left him and move on with the new dude. Now, it has been 5 months with him and he started to act all weird. Well..its just a hunch. He did said he want to be with me and still love me and stuff but yeah.That not the point. Point is! I feel as if karma is turning its way to me. They go around and they come back to get you. I have a funny solution to that. Say if you were in my situation, you could try to bitch back at karma. Get Karma before Karma get you :D Say for example, if he's gonna dump me, i'll make sure of it first and dump him before he could even dump me and shove both your middle fingers and say "fuck off karma! You lost! i got you BIGTIME!" and then run in zig zags as suggested by one of my friends.

Just a random thought that i have today XD