Reality show.

You know what I hate the most about reality shows? The sympathy.

For some reasons, it really ticks me off when someone started crying or pleading in reality show,nationwide, in front of the freaking camera. Like those in American Idol for instance, the contestant are being interviewed personally and tells about themselves. It's really cool to tell about themselves but it's just not cool anymore when they started to tell about their lost ones or the tragic story which so far has nothing to do with singing.

I'm 30 years old from town bla bla and I work at costco. 2 years ago, I had a tragic accident which almost caused my life

then there's the sound of the violin come in the background and you can guess how the rest of the story goes. I mean really, what does having a tragic accident has anything to do with singing? Well unless you were mute before then miraculously you get your voice back by choking on a churro then it's acceptable. If I get to be on reality shows, my story would go down like this -->

I'm 20 years old from town Loserville. I'm a part time student at LSU(Loserville State University) and a part time street performer. I used to live with my angry cat, Louie. She used to torture me, keep claw-ing me, and she wouldn't let me go out of the house. She would guard the door everytime and flash her shiny claws whenever I pisses her off. It's really a traumatizing experience..and..anddd...I'm sorryy I can't talk about it..too traumatizing..

No. I was only joking. My cat wouldn't do that.

Another thing that really pisses me off about reality show is when people can't handle rejection.

People, if you sucked, then you really sucked. Bugger off. Get movin'. But they won't, they'd still plead and worst of all, they can't handle it when the judges tell them that they suck and it always go down like this-->

You know what judges, fuck you! You can't even sing yourselves!

Yeahh...people, that's totally and utterly lame. And those family member and friends or anyone who told them that they're actually good in singing and urges them to try out for the audition. Then BAM! They get rejected plus some extra comments from the judges that contradicts to what the loved ones said about their singing. Yeahh..they might want to check it again if their loved ones actually love them or just trying to pull a prank on them. You know if the situation goes like this -->

You : So mom, how's my voice?

Your mom :*squeaks* Ummm...wow..you're dang good. You should try out for the audition son.

You : Really?! Awww.

My advice, check again.

Speaking of loveee, I was bombarded by this ad the other day while I was streaming a movie online.

Yeahhh...it was creepy. I thought it was really meant for me until I realized it was an ad. Cuz you know, it kinda look like msn. but anyways, my reply was gonna be " I've never had any lesbian experience, I could try some" and very honestly, I really go back and think if I dated any girls back in High school. I mean who knows right if I have some random creepy female stalker back but then dang it, she's too hot for me, way outta my league. There goes my lesbian experience :[

And oh, I've gotten my Student ID. I sort of mentioned about flashin my ID card on here but it really look like shit. The card was cool minus the picture. The picture was shit.

Well, until then, I hope you're all well and have a good weekend.

P/s : Lol, I wasn't referring to any specific individuals this is just my 2 cents. So really, bugger off. Leave me alone :P

Alpha

I came to realize that the word Alpha could mean more than just...Alpha. Thanks to a friend of mine, now I see the definition of alpha in a dubious way. Back then in college, I used to joined a dodgeball team for a charity event(If you read my earlier posts, one of my posts tells about the dodgeball experience) and majestically, our team manage to get through until the knockout stage where only 4 teams left and one of it was a pro dodgeball team. Our team had to go against the pro team by the name...Alpha Q. Well...it was a fine name. Lovely name.Before I was told what it meant. Then a really good friend of mine read the post and he was laughing his arse of because I couldn't spot the meaning of the word Alpha Q which happen to be "I'll fuck you" in other sense if you pronounce it real fast over and over again. Try it and it will make sense to you. Then I stumbled upon the same word again in one of KevJumba's video post. Alpha Kenny Body. Lol. The best part was, he told his dad to say it out loud in front of the freaking camera. His dad pwns.

Just watch the video


His dad pwns bigtime.

For all mulims, selamat berpuasa :]
Oh shit, I'm sorry. I mean for those who actually puasa, selamat berpuasa. I know yang makan senyap2. Not all puase. Hah

Freshmen year, day 1

We didn't do much on day one. It's just basically orientation and introduction to the Uni life and shits. We were forced to play some shitty games,ice breaking and what not.It was excruciating at the beginning tho, to listen to those boring craps that are important but it's too boring to the point of diarrhea but things got better and fun-ner towards the end of the event. We had to create like a eureka or something to represent the difference between Uni and high school. I have to admit it that I am neither creative nor smart,so the designs for our eureka was lame. It was too lame that it could blind you and cause you itchiness in the eyes and blank view for days or maybe months. Way off. Anyways, point is, we're not creative. So I came up with this sloppy idea to create a pyramid(oh, we were given tonnes of straws and a cellophane tape for the apparatus)and some crap, I swear I don't know what it is so I just call it a barbecue pit. The idea was,the pyramid supposed to resembles high school wehere the only thing you have to worry about is just your homeworks, exams, your silly high school love story(maybe) and nothing else whilst in university, you have to deal with a lot of responsibilities. Okay boring. Point of the story is,the pyramid was stable and the barbecue pit wasn't. My point for the bbq pit was, your uni life will be wrecked like how I wrecked the bbq pit during the presentation(I don't know why I'm explaining this but I guess just to prove the relevance of the story). But the whole point of everything was, our eureka was batshit lame and we won 3rd place, get hamper and booze!(I wish!) It was just sparkling juice but it was fun tho to share it all with these crazy mofos I've met. Haha..I love my new uni mates. I actually have pictures of us drinking the juice,funny pictures..heh.
Anyways,I love my new student ID. It is the most brilliant invention ever. My ID could be use to pay for car park,food and etc. and when you run out of balance, you just reload at the machine.Awesome ain't it? ;] Yeah yeah..I have never heard of this before. This is my first. I'm looking forward my classes to commence. I'll share the pictures once I get them and maybe..just maybe flash you my student ID.

p/s : so to add another random story, I sprained my ankle earlier today, on my way to my uni. I walked thru the normal path I take to go out of my condo everyday and suddenly a couple of butterflies ninja attack-ed me. So..yeah. I ran and sprained my ankle. Epic first day.

Boomer

This picture has its story. Haha

Basically,it's about this annoying cute kid I met at a function today.
So she saw my friend had this specific bubble gum and that kid created a havoc around the house all because she want one of these. Long story short, she didn't get the gum at the end of the day and I stumble upon one so I bought it just to annoy that kid to my own satisfaction. She didn't know I have this, like I said, it's for my own satisfaction. No wonder kids hate me. I despise annoying kids too :P

Wishlist

This is self centered me,writing this post. I don't usually celebrate birthdays, maybe I do sometimes, with my significant others but nothing besides that. There's a lot of things that I want to posses or things I want to do but since I'm jobless I'd have to beg for it instead of working it all the way on my own. So people, pay attention :

10) Converse Metalica Limited Edition


9) Roller blade
8) A basketball
7) Box set of How I met your mother from season 1 to season 5
6) A handycam
5) DSLR Camera
4) Adidas Chelsea sports shoe
3) A WAKEBOARDDDD! I want Hyperlite!


2) SKYDIVING!
1) THIS :



Do the honors people ;]
I've also picked the subjects for semester 1, year 1. The 4 subjects are :
History of the United States, Introduction to Speech Communication, General Psychology and General Sociology. Tell me if this is a suicide mission.

Chain mail or the same craps

I saw this on Facebook. I saw this before..on Facebook, Myspace or even in my inbox. When I see this, I only have one thing in mind..."You lying bastards. This shit never works" Why am I being so bitter eh? I tell you why. I get this a lot on Myspace back then, it always says "Repost this and you will get kissed by your true love tomorrow morning" so I did. Nothing happen. No shit. This reminds me when my mom lied to when I asked for a rocking pony when I was a kid, she bluffed,told me she'll get one when we returns and guess what? We'd never return there. I still love you mom. Same goes to those chain mail that "threatened" your life. Like "You've read this! Now you have to repost this and you will have good luck tomorrow morning or shit will happen to you". Very frankly, I got scared so I repost whatever shit they sent me. Now I just tell them to fuck off. These craps reminding me how dumb I was back then. Oh well.
I really wanted to flag that post as a way to tell him/her :STOP LYING TO MEEEE!